Ten Days That Can Change Your Life

So today, while eating some awesome chicken rice stir fry, I was watching thee news, and this man, who happens to be awesome and the Lieutenant Governor was on it. And he was talking about this awesome program that's called ten days that can change your life. It's pretty much just a program where eighteen kids, grade 11 or 12, from all over the province get to I guess travel with him and meet some people. They go to like Saskatoon, Regina, and I think, La Ronge. It would be pretty awesome. Since I don't really know what career path I want to take when I graduate, it might open up some doors or spark some kind of interest in me. So yeah, if your totally interested, I suggest you apply or something. It sounds extremely awesomee!

And yeah, haha, that was my excitement from the last time I blogged.

... oh, except for chemistry. So people, tell me if you think this is stupid... a teacher, who shall remained unnamed took off one mark on my lab because I didn't staple it together. Don't you think this is a tad unnecessary? I was furious! With that lab being 10/10, I would have had 100% in that class. Maybe it's a little demanding, like be happy with what you have, BUT MAN, I did the work, I deserve the credit. Don't you think?


But yeah, I should go get ready for some softball action,
talk to ya'll lateerrrrr

Californiagurl69<3

Its Been A While

So yeah HI EVERYONE, I guess its been a while since I have decided to write on of these beasts. So I guess I will write one now before I leave for ball practice.

I would love to take the time I have right now to say, its been a lovely like... week. It all started Sunday, when I went to ball. Since I'm a retard and would most likely get lost trying to find the university, I caught a ride with my friend, who just got her license.. yeah, that was mistake number one. I'm not saying shes a bad driver or anything, like we got the the university in one piece, but seriously, she drove like an old lady after church on Sunday morning. I was getting a tad frustrated, but meh, it all turned out in the end. We made it there and home all in one piece!

Ball was lovely that night too! We did not do anything that took too much energy. Just kind of took grounders and stuff like that. Oh! And did fungo!!! Best part of ball, even though I fail epically at it. That's why I am a pitcher... just to throw that out there. Haha. Speaking of this ball practice, there was a lovely girl there who was like a beast. Like she was not the best fielder, but her batting skillzzzz were amazing. I like died in the presence of her!

And yeah, well what else can I tell you. Well uhm, something awesome is going to happen tonight since I have ball practice. Its a Tuesday! There are bound to be boys at triple play woohooo! And yeah, I donno, thats about it!

I don't really have anything else to say, so I guess I'm going to shut up,
Hopefully I write on of these beasts again one day..


PEACE OUT
Californiagurl69 <3

Dear Triple Play,

Yesterday the most wonderful thing happened! I went to triple play!!! Wooooo! You may think this doesn't sound too much out of the ordinary, you know, softball player, softball facility? Kinda makes sense but that's not it! I was pitching, like amazingly. Its been a long bumpy road since I broke my hand you know. I still don't full strength and such in it, but yesterday I was all like BAMMM. And yeah, I definately hurt my fathers hand :)

Well other than that triple play was like heaven. I stepped in the door, and Steph's there with Big Leo. What an awesome encounter. I love dearest Steph, even though shes a really loud alcoholic. But yeah. She was batting, and only told me I sucked like twice; which is an improvement. And like after my warm up about... 5 REALLLLY good looking baseball playing boys, who happen to be almost god like, walk in to practice. So long story short, I gotta watch hot boys, run around for about an hour. It was nice. And I was pitching really good, so I totally think I left a good impression ;). Haha, I totally wish!

And yeah, after that, I was so happy I wasn't a boy. Their warm ups were like an hour long. They like ran, did more running, some awkward hopping thing, and then some more running, and then sit ups to work on what appeared to be rock hard abs ;) and then more running to improve their like just overall nice looking ness! AHHH. *couggghhh* someone who shall remain unamed really needs a life that doesnt involve ball; including ball players... especially landon haha... * COUUGHHHH*

And yeah, I don't really have much to talk about.

Today I practiced some awesome skills on ice. I was lame, but I made a new friend. I think he was mocking me tho. But I noticed that he was #29 for whatever sport he might have been playing. What a number!!!! Haha, definately mine... and Justin Pogge's and the god himself; JONATHAN TOEWS!!

And yeah, I also had food today. HAHA speeking of fooood, yesterday I was so hungry when I got home from ball, I had like cold little meat balls. Haha, I had like 483290483290 of them. I know, I don't need the calories.... but... soooo... goood... muthafaarkaaaa....!


So yeah, I'm definnately done this
So please have a nice day,
And yeah
BYE BYE !


Californiagurl69 >.>

Ps. Rest in peace George Lipp; you will be missed

Hello Co-op Hardwear Boy!

Hello dearest readers of this bloggingness! I would love to inform all that I had an excessively great time in hillbilly hell! I met the most wonderful person ever, "Quinton" at the coop!. He might not have been as attractive as other coop boys, but he sure knew about his kitchen appliances and screws and stuff! He was very very helpful! What a lovely boy!

Anyways, my trip was pretty uneventful, I got my stuff from Hawaii tho! Its pretty sweet, I got a dress and some chopsticks, and lots of like bracelets and stuff. And yeah,

I'm thinking this is gonna be short, because I have nothing to say except for the coop boy, who was rather nice,

Sooo yeah, I'll probably write something tonight about ball :)

Peace yohhh

Californiagurl69 is outt!

How About This?!

Dear everyone, what a lovely day! There is a long long weekend! I can now sleep in and not be deprived. I am happy to say I will be leaving tomorrow morning to a place I would love to call hillbilly hell! Now that I have friends up there, it really isn't that hellish, but meh, I still don't really like their hickness. But hey, they are lovely people, especially the boys up there haha.

So yeah, this week was pretty good. Saturday I had the first of many ball tryouts. This one went pretty good, but there was way too much conditioning! We had to run like 20 laps around the university gym, and then do a whole bunch of circuit training. I'm not really complaining because I will hopefully be in great shape, but as for now, I'm not. And yeah, other than all the running and stuff it was awesome. I did some pitching, and yeah. I did really good! I fit in for the most part, even though I was at least a year younger than every other pitcher. And yeah.

Ugh, yeah. I also pitched on Tuesday. Which was awesome. Even though my dad is kind of a poopy pant, he really believes in me, which is nice. And yeah, we just pitched for a solid 45 minutes. And yeah, the guys were practicing, yummm :). Haha, I have never been so happy that I'm not of the male species. Seriously, I though my conditioning on Sunday night ball tryouts was intence, you should have seen them. And supposeably they do it every second day. They like, had to run and run, and then they did like some crazy hopping stuff. Man, I felt sorry for them, but hey, at least they look really good while doing it. Haha

Now, while we are on the topic of softball, I guess I will inform the world I don't think I will be trying out for the high school team. Even though I know I will be the star again, I'm not willing to put up with the crap I experienced; plus, I love watching them struggle. I'll be a dedicated fan, like at every game, laughing at their failure. I guess I'm a little bitter about this whole thing, but hey, last year, the people who were suppose to be my coaches and mentors were just silly people who knew nothing about the game. They didn't offer ANY type of guidance. They always were rude to me too. Like, okay, coaches have the right to yell at their athletes, but when they turn to me and tell me I'm rude because I am getting really frustrated with the other players on the field who cannot field a simple grounder? Like come on, I see you don't play the sport, but it's about being fearless. There will be pain; but pain is only temporary. So what if you take a line drive to the shin; beleive me, I've taken much worse. Last year alone I broke my hand twice for my teams. So girls, pain is only fear leaving the body, you won't die from taking a line drive to the shin; you'll get a sweet bruise. AIM FOR RASPBERRIES UP THE LEG, guys dig it! Another reason I don't want to join the school softball team. Last year, when I seriously fractured my hand while playing, my coach turned to me, looked at my extremely swollen hand and asked, "Can you pitch just one more thing (I'm pretty sure she ment inning) we are having a good game." Okay, I wish I could, and I'm sorry for my extremely rude comment, but I just broke my hand for a team that sucks bottom, and you are asking me to do something for soul benifeit for the team and ruin my career? I think not woman! I just dont think she understands my dedication to softball. I wish everyone was that dedicated to something. Then maybe they would know what I feel towards this whole thing but yea.

Anyways, thats pretty long so I'll stop. Hope ya'll enjoyed my PGness tonight!
I don't know what the heck got into me!

Have a lovely California long weekend!

Californiagurl69 =)

What a lovely day :)

Why hello everyone again! It's yet another Friday! How exciting?! But this Friday wouldn't be that great without yesterday. Let me tell all of ya'll :)

So yesterday I had dreaded softball practice at triple play, and yup, the first thing that I notice when I walk in, LANDONS WORKINGGG! Yayyy! It was about time the got a rather hot worker there who wasn't thirty some years old. Also, as I was practicing, a lovely boy who plays for the pats walked in. Me being me, didnt realize who he was until abouttt, five minutes after the fact. Rankkk I know, AND NOW FOR THE BEST PART. BAMMM, t.GAAFJDKLA;FDA yay! Maybe its an obsession, but hey, its making my day today still. So it can't be a bad thing at all!

So now, how about today! Well school wasn't very great. Didn't do anything. Had a poor poor sub in math. Some guys are just way too immature. Like come on, I guess I'm not the nicest/most mature person of life, but hell I treat people with respect. Unlike some annoying group of boys. And yeah. The rest of school was pretty uneventful. But after school was nice. I went to dollarama to get some goods to make a new friend, Dallas. Hopefully he turns out like the real guy; incest is a beautiful thing, it really brings out your eyes. Maybe ya'll should try it? HUH? YAY? Haha, rankkkkkk

And yeah, I think thats about it, OH! Okay, so today, Jesssica's mom definately doubted my driving ablitities. Firstly, she didn't know I could drive. Okay, maybe its only been two weeks with the licence, but I've been driving for a long time. And secondly, she was all like, yes, afraid for Jessica's life. Okay, man, I have my moms car haha. I don't think I will be pulling any stupid stuff because a student who has never been employed will never be able to pay anything for damage except birthday money, and believe me, that wouldnt get us far. Haha, maybe a few cans of window washer fluid.

So yeah, I have really nothing else to say today,
So have a lovely california weekend yoh

Californiagurl69 <3

tgif lawl

Why hello everyone! Guess what?! It is Friday! What does that mean? Sleep yay! Soo I really don't have anything to write about today, soo I'll tell you about my lovely day at school. But first, I must tell you the setting today, It was pretty warm, I think it was about... -5! Pretty nice for California hey? But yess, the snow was melting slowly and it was nice and slushy! Its like, gross but fun at the same time, Before we know it its gonna be summer again! Yayyy for drinking non alcoholic beverages!

Anyways, today my day started nicely. I was woken up by a gay forwarded text that said something about losing the one I love if I don't forward it to someone. Exactly what I want to hear at aboutt... 2 am. Yup, I have loser friends who don't sleep and decide to text gay things to me all the time. Anyways, I went back to sleep, woke up, ate cheerios, brushed my teeth and walked to school. It was a lovely walk since it wasn't that cold out. Once I got to school I realized I had an exercise science test first thing. So I freaked out about that. But thankfully our Mr. H was not quite smart enough to work the labtops, and we ended up only getting about 10 mins for the test... IN OTHER WORDS, I get all weekend to study, YAY!

After exercise science I had art. That class is seriously a waste of time. We have had like a week to work on a name tag and a folder. I dont know about all the artsy people in this world, but I really like something that I have some type of directions for, not just BAMM MAKE SOMETHING COOL, oh and it cannnnnnnnnnoooottt be just one picture, it has to be a colloge. Just stupid, I'm not saying that art is stupid, but seriously, this is like an art class for kids who are no longer drawing little shapes and unicorns. Soooo we should get into some cool stuff, maybe some pointalisssmmm or like impressionistic art. Whateverrssss :)

After my art experiance, I had homeroom, which was yet another dissapointment. Seriously, emo boy enrolled and was placed in our homeroom, but has only showed up for like half a day. Seriously, he was gonna be my pal. Him, Chris, and I could be bff's 4eva! Nothing else really happened in homeroom,

KAY, now for math, I seriuosly think we have the most attractive math teacher of life. Hes a cutie. Like old man cute. Hes possibly my favorite teacher, even though my future in his class is very dim; I've given up in life. I think I could just sell some goods or something. Anyways, in math we are learning about imaginary numbers, which is nice, because, my friends, Darnell can come and help. Hes pretty imaginary. Yes, and thats math I guess. This post is really lame haha, just to throw that out there.

Luunnchh! There is one bright spot about my day. Today Mr. W totally got really really mad at lunch at our curling meeting, and he freaked out because our team didn't show up to our game and yeah. And then I ate pineapple and some awesome yogurt with b-l regularis or something, its some proactive thing that helps you get regular. If your wondering, I learnt about that in bio, I know, I'm really cool.

SOCCIALLLL, Okay really awesome class, today, was mostly review of last year, but yeah, I now know why people say "Its so cold out it could freeze the balls off a brass monkey" IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH APES! Its actually about those things that hold balls for cannons, you know, like on big old ships, with the cannons. They like stack them on brass monkeys, and if its reallly cold it supposeably, well the balls supposeably wont stack. I was amazed. I have an exciting life, I know.

Now for chemistry, I could rant all day. Sooo there is this boy, in my class, who is no lies like 22, and like, thats pretty ugh bad when he is in a room filled with 16 and 17 year old kids. He is the most annoying boy of life. Seriously, hes greasy! And today he walked in with his hair in a pony tail, it was the most fucked up thing of life. I felt like shooting myself in the eyes or something. And then we sit down to have a nice class filled with learning and what not, and he doenst know how to add! Seriously no lies, he asked Hooober how to fucking add. I wanted to shoot him, and he makes the gayest comments ever. Like just randomly. Hooober would be like explaining something and he would randomly break in with a stupid question. I HATE HIM. And like ugghh, seriously, most annoying guy of life, and he tries to communicate with the outside world, and it just doesnt work for him. Like, I am always open to having new friends, but him, NO! Just no! Seriously, what the fuck is a 22 year old guy trying to accomplish in high school. And his clothing! I can honestly say, my fashion sucks, sweats, jeans, lulupants, sweaters, tshirts, you know, but like AHHH. He always wears the same tye-dyed shirt every day! And some like, seriously too small of sweats, but look on the bright side, some day, he will drop outta school and us little girls will be safe safe safe :). Anyways, what I was going to say about chemistry, It was nice except for Josh. We went over the review. And yeah, some special girl drew a picture of me as a unicorn, with nice striped socks, and supposeably my breath could heat a few thousand homes. Its nice to be illistraited I guess.

But I think that is lovely for today, so maybe tomorrow I will talk about my new hair.. yayy!

Californiagurl69 out!

Hello World Of Blogging

Hello everyone! I am californiagurl69, and this is definitely a new experience for me. Besides the facebook ranting I do quite often, I have never started a blog. And what is the point of one of these blogs? I guess nothing really! But I guess I'll rant about my day.

So yeah, I enjoy the fact that there is snow on the ground here in California, but come on, -20 C! My mom won't even let me drive to school, but hey that is okay, I have some hawt hawt surfer boy people to drive me in the roofless vehicles. Like what the efff! Kay, here in California you should have a safer vehicle, with all season tires, such as a nice little Jimmy with crazy rims and such, not a convertible. That is what really makes me a mad mad child! But yeah, whatever.

Today I also had a great day at school, besides all the fresh snow, I was able to see my favorite teacher, Mr. W. Hes a beaut! Definitely all this sun makes his tan pop out! And his lovely figure has all the teenage girls drooling, including me, californiagurl69. His social 20 class is a beautiful thing, he always tells great stories that happen to be true, like that woman who had 8 children at once. Like eight kids in a family is kinda normal I guess, but like eight kids at once, imagine the grad cost. Bobby-Jean's Dress- 300 bucks, Billy- Jean's Dress- 340 bucks, Barbra-Jean's Dress- 280 bucks, Billy's Tux- 200 bucks, Bobby's Tux- 300 bucks, Hugo's Tux- 320 bucks, John's Tux- 200 bucks, Jack's Tux- 230 bucks, Credit Card Debt- Priceless!

Speaking of grad, I've been looking at grad dresses. Even though I still have three semesters here, I still gotta look forward to getting a pretty orange dress and a fake tan! Like come on, not ever girl gets to fly to Ottawa to get a dress and go to a tanning booth for a few years to get a fake tan just to look good or, in other's eyes, just a brown looking wrinkle puppy. Seriouly, fake tans are gross, its likee.. ew... pot heads getting all tanned!

KAY SPEAKING OF BONGS, today we received a new, beautiful emo boy in our homeroom class (our meaning all the kids in my homeroom, which happens to be the most happening place of life!.. just to throw that out there) Back tho this emo kid, he wasn't the kind of emo kid you would expect. He kinda looked cool, and self assured. He was also friends with my accounting buddy, Mr. Chris. Chris was a beautiful soul, until he transfered schools, possibly due to my stalking tactics, whatever his loss. Ohh by the way, Chris is back at our school, he missed me too much, and it looks like he was fighting with a vaccuum cleaner a tad to frequently. All over his neak tisk tisk.

Now to talk about a very serious matter, yesterday, I was pitching out by the plam trees inside becuase it was snowing, and guess what!? I broke a nail. Not just like broke, but I ripped a whole chunk of like finger nail/skin off. I almost cried, but hey, I couldn't! Landon was working! I can't cry infront of Landon, he vaguely resmebles a god, you know, a California boy god, who surfs and stuff. But yeah, my finger really really hurt, and I still had to pitch for like an hour, and did I do good? Nope, not at all. I couldn't throw anything! So I just did some batting practice, with my lovely Mizuno bat, yeppp, its a beaut. Pure composite, can't feel a thing when hitting! Lefty's got maddd skilllzzzzz!

So this is like the best thing ever, because I'm like talking to myself, but you wanna know something cool? This thing hasn't autosaved since 8:12, so if my computer dies, then like... I wouldnt have the last lovely paragraph about Landon and my nail. Like come on, who doesn't want to hear about that.

Okay now to something actually kinda serious, my beautiful... pregnancy! HAHA speaking of, there is a nice girl at our school who was pregnant, she was lovely, and it seems as though she is pregnant again, KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS MEN! Seriously, you don't know how much truama she is going through due to this! Golly, it takes two people to have sex, that means, it takes two people to have a child, and in conclusion it takes two people not to have a child, so please use condoms, and other birth control methods! You know, it would really help with this over populated world! Ps, that is why I am going to adopt, some poor teenage girl is gonna get knocked up and not know who the father is. She will be forced by her friends and family to give it up to an adoptive parent and then yay I have a child without gaining a few extra pounds! Pretty awesome hey? I think you all should look into it!

Since this blog isn't really going in any particular direction, I should probably wrap it up and go eat some food. Becuase you know, food is really yummy, and makes you feel good. Its like a motor! But water on the other hand, did you know it could kill you! BE FATAL. So I suggest you just get off water; save yourself! Anyways, so long, have a lovely California night!