Why hello everyone! Guess what?! It is Friday! What does that mean? Sleep yay! Soo I really don't have anything to write about today, soo I'll tell you about my lovely day at school. But first, I must tell you the setting today, It was pretty warm, I think it was about... -5! Pretty nice for California hey? But yess, the snow was melting slowly and it was nice and slushy! Its like, gross but fun at the same time, Before we know it its gonna be summer again! Yayyy for drinking non alcoholic beverages!
Anyways, today my day started nicely. I was woken up by a gay forwarded text that said something about losing the one I love if I don't forward it to someone. Exactly what I want to hear at aboutt... 2 am. Yup, I have loser friends who don't sleep and decide to text gay things to me all the time. Anyways, I went back to sleep, woke up, ate cheerios, brushed my teeth and walked to school. It was a lovely walk since it wasn't that cold out. Once I got to school I realized I had an exercise science test first thing. So I freaked out about that. But thankfully our Mr. H was not quite smart enough to work the labtops, and we ended up only getting about 10 mins for the test... IN OTHER WORDS, I get all weekend to study, YAY!
After exercise science I had art. That class is seriously a waste of time. We have had like a week to work on a name tag and a folder. I dont know about all the artsy people in this world, but I really like something that I have some type of directions for, not just BAMM MAKE SOMETHING COOL, oh and it cannnnnnnnnnoooottt be just one picture, it has to be a colloge. Just stupid, I'm not saying that art is stupid, but seriously, this is like an art class for kids who are no longer drawing little shapes and unicorns. Soooo we should get into some cool stuff, maybe some pointalisssmmm or like impressionistic art. Whateverrssss :)
After my art experiance, I had homeroom, which was yet another dissapointment. Seriously, emo boy enrolled and was placed in our homeroom, but has only showed up for like half a day. Seriously, he was gonna be my pal. Him, Chris, and I could be bff's 4eva! Nothing else really happened in homeroom,
KAY, now for math, I seriuosly think we have the most attractive math teacher of life. Hes a cutie. Like old man cute. Hes possibly my favorite teacher, even though my future in his class is very dim; I've given up in life. I think I could just sell some goods or something. Anyways, in math we are learning about imaginary numbers, which is nice, because, my friends, Darnell can come and help. Hes pretty imaginary. Yes, and thats math I guess. This post is really lame haha, just to throw that out there.
Luunnchh! There is one bright spot about my day. Today Mr. W totally got really really mad at lunch at our curling meeting, and he freaked out because our team didn't show up to our game and yeah. And then I ate pineapple and some awesome yogurt with b-l regularis or something, its some proactive thing that helps you get regular. If your wondering, I learnt about that in bio, I know, I'm really cool.
SOCCIALLLL, Okay really awesome class, today, was mostly review of last year, but yeah, I now know why people say "Its so cold out it could freeze the balls off a brass monkey" IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH APES! Its actually about those things that hold balls for cannons, you know, like on big old ships, with the cannons. They like stack them on brass monkeys, and if its reallly cold it supposeably, well the balls supposeably wont stack. I was amazed. I have an exciting life, I know.
Now for chemistry, I could rant all day. Sooo there is this boy, in my class, who is no lies like 22, and like, thats pretty ugh bad when he is in a room filled with 16 and 17 year old kids. He is the most annoying boy of life. Seriously, hes greasy! And today he walked in with his hair in a pony tail, it was the most fucked up thing of life. I felt like shooting myself in the eyes or something. And then we sit down to have a nice class filled with learning and what not, and he doenst know how to add! Seriously no lies, he asked Hooober how to fucking add. I wanted to shoot him, and he makes the gayest comments ever. Like just randomly. Hooober would be like explaining something and he would randomly break in with a stupid question. I HATE HIM. And like ugghh, seriously, most annoying guy of life, and he tries to communicate with the outside world, and it just doesnt work for him. Like, I am always open to having new friends, but him, NO! Just no! Seriously, what the fuck is a 22 year old guy trying to accomplish in high school. And his clothing! I can honestly say, my fashion sucks, sweats, jeans, lulupants, sweaters, tshirts, you know, but like AHHH. He always wears the same tye-dyed shirt every day! And some like, seriously too small of sweats, but look on the bright side, some day, he will drop outta school and us little girls will be safe safe safe :). Anyways, what I was going to say about chemistry, It was nice except for Josh. We went over the review. And yeah, some special girl drew a picture of me as a unicorn, with nice striped socks, and supposeably my breath could heat a few thousand homes. Its nice to be illistraited I guess.
But I think that is lovely for today, so maybe tomorrow I will talk about my new hair.. yayy!
Californiagurl69 out!
Friday, January 30, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Hello World Of Blogging
Hello everyone! I am californiagurl69, and this is definitely a new experience for me. Besides the facebook ranting I do quite often, I have never started a blog. And what is the point of one of these blogs? I guess nothing really! But I guess I'll rant about my day.
So yeah, I enjoy the fact that there is snow on the ground here in California, but come on, -20 C! My mom won't even let me drive to school, but hey that is okay, I have some hawt hawt surfer boy people to drive me in the roofless vehicles. Like what the efff! Kay, here in California you should have a safer vehicle, with all season tires, such as a nice little Jimmy with crazy rims and such, not a convertible. That is what really makes me a mad mad child! But yeah, whatever.
Today I also had a great day at school, besides all the fresh snow, I was able to see my favorite teacher, Mr. W. Hes a beaut! Definitely all this sun makes his tan pop out! And his lovely figure has all the teenage girls drooling, including me, californiagurl69. His social 20 class is a beautiful thing, he always tells great stories that happen to be true, like that woman who had 8 children at once. Like eight kids in a family is kinda normal I guess, but like eight kids at once, imagine the grad cost. Bobby-Jean's Dress- 300 bucks, Billy- Jean's Dress- 340 bucks, Barbra-Jean's Dress- 280 bucks, Billy's Tux- 200 bucks, Bobby's Tux- 300 bucks, Hugo's Tux- 320 bucks, John's Tux- 200 bucks, Jack's Tux- 230 bucks, Credit Card Debt- Priceless!
Speaking of grad, I've been looking at grad dresses. Even though I still have three semesters here, I still gotta look forward to getting a pretty orange dress and a fake tan! Like come on, not ever girl gets to fly to Ottawa to get a dress and go to a tanning booth for a few years to get a fake tan just to look good or, in other's eyes, just a brown looking wrinkle puppy. Seriouly, fake tans are gross, its likee.. ew... pot heads getting all tanned!
KAY SPEAKING OF BONGS, today we received a new, beautiful emo boy in our homeroom class (our meaning all the kids in my homeroom, which happens to be the most happening place of life!.. just to throw that out there) Back tho this emo kid, he wasn't the kind of emo kid you would expect. He kinda looked cool, and self assured. He was also friends with my accounting buddy, Mr. Chris. Chris was a beautiful soul, until he transfered schools, possibly due to my stalking tactics, whatever his loss. Ohh by the way, Chris is back at our school, he missed me too much, and it looks like he was fighting with a vaccuum cleaner a tad to frequently. All over his neak tisk tisk.
Now to talk about a very serious matter, yesterday, I was pitching out by the plam trees inside becuase it was snowing, and guess what!? I broke a nail. Not just like broke, but I ripped a whole chunk of like finger nail/skin off. I almost cried, but hey, I couldn't! Landon was working! I can't cry infront of Landon, he vaguely resmebles a god, you know, a California boy god, who surfs and stuff. But yeah, my finger really really hurt, and I still had to pitch for like an hour, and did I do good? Nope, not at all. I couldn't throw anything! So I just did some batting practice, with my lovely Mizuno bat, yeppp, its a beaut. Pure composite, can't feel a thing when hitting! Lefty's got maddd skilllzzzzz!
So this is like the best thing ever, because I'm like talking to myself, but you wanna know something cool? This thing hasn't autosaved since 8:12, so if my computer dies, then like... I wouldnt have the last lovely paragraph about Landon and my nail. Like come on, who doesn't want to hear about that.
Okay now to something actually kinda serious, my beautiful... pregnancy! HAHA speaking of, there is a nice girl at our school who was pregnant, she was lovely, and it seems as though she is pregnant again, KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS MEN! Seriously, you don't know how much truama she is going through due to this! Golly, it takes two people to have sex, that means, it takes two people to have a child, and in conclusion it takes two people not to have a child, so please use condoms, and other birth control methods! You know, it would really help with this over populated world! Ps, that is why I am going to adopt, some poor teenage girl is gonna get knocked up and not know who the father is. She will be forced by her friends and family to give it up to an adoptive parent and then yay I have a child without gaining a few extra pounds! Pretty awesome hey? I think you all should look into it!
Since this blog isn't really going in any particular direction, I should probably wrap it up and go eat some food. Becuase you know, food is really yummy, and makes you feel good. Its like a motor! But water on the other hand, did you know it could kill you! BE FATAL. So I suggest you just get off water; save yourself! Anyways, so long, have a lovely California night!
So yeah, I enjoy the fact that there is snow on the ground here in California, but come on, -20 C! My mom won't even let me drive to school, but hey that is okay, I have some hawt hawt surfer boy people to drive me in the roofless vehicles. Like what the efff! Kay, here in California you should have a safer vehicle, with all season tires, such as a nice little Jimmy with crazy rims and such, not a convertible. That is what really makes me a mad mad child! But yeah, whatever.
Today I also had a great day at school, besides all the fresh snow, I was able to see my favorite teacher, Mr. W. Hes a beaut! Definitely all this sun makes his tan pop out! And his lovely figure has all the teenage girls drooling, including me, californiagurl69. His social 20 class is a beautiful thing, he always tells great stories that happen to be true, like that woman who had 8 children at once. Like eight kids in a family is kinda normal I guess, but like eight kids at once, imagine the grad cost. Bobby-Jean's Dress- 300 bucks, Billy- Jean's Dress- 340 bucks, Barbra-Jean's Dress- 280 bucks, Billy's Tux- 200 bucks, Bobby's Tux- 300 bucks, Hugo's Tux- 320 bucks, John's Tux- 200 bucks, Jack's Tux- 230 bucks, Credit Card Debt- Priceless!
Speaking of grad, I've been looking at grad dresses. Even though I still have three semesters here, I still gotta look forward to getting a pretty orange dress and a fake tan! Like come on, not ever girl gets to fly to Ottawa to get a dress and go to a tanning booth for a few years to get a fake tan just to look good or, in other's eyes, just a brown looking wrinkle puppy. Seriouly, fake tans are gross, its likee.. ew... pot heads getting all tanned!
KAY SPEAKING OF BONGS, today we received a new, beautiful emo boy in our homeroom class (our meaning all the kids in my homeroom, which happens to be the most happening place of life!.. just to throw that out there) Back tho this emo kid, he wasn't the kind of emo kid you would expect. He kinda looked cool, and self assured. He was also friends with my accounting buddy, Mr. Chris. Chris was a beautiful soul, until he transfered schools, possibly due to my stalking tactics, whatever his loss. Ohh by the way, Chris is back at our school, he missed me too much, and it looks like he was fighting with a vaccuum cleaner a tad to frequently. All over his neak tisk tisk.
Now to talk about a very serious matter, yesterday, I was pitching out by the plam trees inside becuase it was snowing, and guess what!? I broke a nail. Not just like broke, but I ripped a whole chunk of like finger nail/skin off. I almost cried, but hey, I couldn't! Landon was working! I can't cry infront of Landon, he vaguely resmebles a god, you know, a California boy god, who surfs and stuff. But yeah, my finger really really hurt, and I still had to pitch for like an hour, and did I do good? Nope, not at all. I couldn't throw anything! So I just did some batting practice, with my lovely Mizuno bat, yeppp, its a beaut. Pure composite, can't feel a thing when hitting! Lefty's got maddd skilllzzzzz!
So this is like the best thing ever, because I'm like talking to myself, but you wanna know something cool? This thing hasn't autosaved since 8:12, so if my computer dies, then like... I wouldnt have the last lovely paragraph about Landon and my nail. Like come on, who doesn't want to hear about that.
Okay now to something actually kinda serious, my beautiful... pregnancy! HAHA speaking of, there is a nice girl at our school who was pregnant, she was lovely, and it seems as though she is pregnant again, KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS MEN! Seriously, you don't know how much truama she is going through due to this! Golly, it takes two people to have sex, that means, it takes two people to have a child, and in conclusion it takes two people not to have a child, so please use condoms, and other birth control methods! You know, it would really help with this over populated world! Ps, that is why I am going to adopt, some poor teenage girl is gonna get knocked up and not know who the father is. She will be forced by her friends and family to give it up to an adoptive parent and then yay I have a child without gaining a few extra pounds! Pretty awesome hey? I think you all should look into it!
Since this blog isn't really going in any particular direction, I should probably wrap it up and go eat some food. Becuase you know, food is really yummy, and makes you feel good. Its like a motor! But water on the other hand, did you know it could kill you! BE FATAL. So I suggest you just get off water; save yourself! Anyways, so long, have a lovely California night!
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