Hello World Of Blogging

Hello everyone! I am californiagurl69, and this is definitely a new experience for me. Besides the facebook ranting I do quite often, I have never started a blog. And what is the point of one of these blogs? I guess nothing really! But I guess I'll rant about my day.

So yeah, I enjoy the fact that there is snow on the ground here in California, but come on, -20 C! My mom won't even let me drive to school, but hey that is okay, I have some hawt hawt surfer boy people to drive me in the roofless vehicles. Like what the efff! Kay, here in California you should have a safer vehicle, with all season tires, such as a nice little Jimmy with crazy rims and such, not a convertible. That is what really makes me a mad mad child! But yeah, whatever.

Today I also had a great day at school, besides all the fresh snow, I was able to see my favorite teacher, Mr. W. Hes a beaut! Definitely all this sun makes his tan pop out! And his lovely figure has all the teenage girls drooling, including me, californiagurl69. His social 20 class is a beautiful thing, he always tells great stories that happen to be true, like that woman who had 8 children at once. Like eight kids in a family is kinda normal I guess, but like eight kids at once, imagine the grad cost. Bobby-Jean's Dress- 300 bucks, Billy- Jean's Dress- 340 bucks, Barbra-Jean's Dress- 280 bucks, Billy's Tux- 200 bucks, Bobby's Tux- 300 bucks, Hugo's Tux- 320 bucks, John's Tux- 200 bucks, Jack's Tux- 230 bucks, Credit Card Debt- Priceless!

Speaking of grad, I've been looking at grad dresses. Even though I still have three semesters here, I still gotta look forward to getting a pretty orange dress and a fake tan! Like come on, not ever girl gets to fly to Ottawa to get a dress and go to a tanning booth for a few years to get a fake tan just to look good or, in other's eyes, just a brown looking wrinkle puppy. Seriouly, fake tans are gross, its likee.. ew... pot heads getting all tanned!

KAY SPEAKING OF BONGS, today we received a new, beautiful emo boy in our homeroom class (our meaning all the kids in my homeroom, which happens to be the most happening place of life!.. just to throw that out there) Back tho this emo kid, he wasn't the kind of emo kid you would expect. He kinda looked cool, and self assured. He was also friends with my accounting buddy, Mr. Chris. Chris was a beautiful soul, until he transfered schools, possibly due to my stalking tactics, whatever his loss. Ohh by the way, Chris is back at our school, he missed me too much, and it looks like he was fighting with a vaccuum cleaner a tad to frequently. All over his neak tisk tisk.

Now to talk about a very serious matter, yesterday, I was pitching out by the plam trees inside becuase it was snowing, and guess what!? I broke a nail. Not just like broke, but I ripped a whole chunk of like finger nail/skin off. I almost cried, but hey, I couldn't! Landon was working! I can't cry infront of Landon, he vaguely resmebles a god, you know, a California boy god, who surfs and stuff. But yeah, my finger really really hurt, and I still had to pitch for like an hour, and did I do good? Nope, not at all. I couldn't throw anything! So I just did some batting practice, with my lovely Mizuno bat, yeppp, its a beaut. Pure composite, can't feel a thing when hitting! Lefty's got maddd skilllzzzzz!

So this is like the best thing ever, because I'm like talking to myself, but you wanna know something cool? This thing hasn't autosaved since 8:12, so if my computer dies, then like... I wouldnt have the last lovely paragraph about Landon and my nail. Like come on, who doesn't want to hear about that.

Okay now to something actually kinda serious, my beautiful... pregnancy! HAHA speaking of, there is a nice girl at our school who was pregnant, she was lovely, and it seems as though she is pregnant again, KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS MEN! Seriously, you don't know how much truama she is going through due to this! Golly, it takes two people to have sex, that means, it takes two people to have a child, and in conclusion it takes two people not to have a child, so please use condoms, and other birth control methods! You know, it would really help with this over populated world! Ps, that is why I am going to adopt, some poor teenage girl is gonna get knocked up and not know who the father is. She will be forced by her friends and family to give it up to an adoptive parent and then yay I have a child without gaining a few extra pounds! Pretty awesome hey? I think you all should look into it!

Since this blog isn't really going in any particular direction, I should probably wrap it up and go eat some food. Becuase you know, food is really yummy, and makes you feel good. Its like a motor! But water on the other hand, did you know it could kill you! BE FATAL. So I suggest you just get off water; save yourself! Anyways, so long, have a lovely California night!